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Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers
by Outcast November 9, 2004
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The Gang Bang Theory

A theorem derived from the big bang theory. The gang bang theory states that all women, consciously or otherwise, crave an infinite number of cocks.
Jerry's ex sure proved the gang bang theory when she fucked all his friends.
by Yavitz March 28, 2009
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Theofania

Theofania is very cute , sweet and beautiful. Also she is always here for you
My best friend is Theofania
by Babis July 3, 2019
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The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.
The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."
by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011
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Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.
In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.
by jayedee March 31, 2009
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Wikipedia Theory

The theory that all Wikipedia pages are somehow connected to others by links, and that you can get from one to another just by clicking links on each one.
I used the Wikipedia Theory to click my way from the article about unicorns to the one about the Apple iPad.
by kp10708 August 19, 2010
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sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.
Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.
by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008
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