Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 8, 2023

Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover

Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"

by Smube December 26, 2023

Snicker Trail

An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.

Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.

Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.

by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024

Trail Fairy

A person or home that takes in weary travelers on long journeys, usually ones of great endurance such as the PCH hike trail. Often these ‘Fairies’ will provide a place to shower and a safe yard to camp out at. Each Fairy is different!

“Dude, thank god we were able to find a Trail Fairy before sunset… im so tired of walking I can’t wait to shower and sleep”

by CAsurfer February 6, 2024

worm trail

When you pull out after anal and wipe it off on her ass

Well if you cleaned it out beforehand I wouldn't have had to give you a worm trail

by Worm_man May 10, 2023