farmer cox

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)

Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH

by Fermer Average C0x October 03, 2017

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce March 19, 2018

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 04, 2017

like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.

Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.

by McFatty0 May 03, 2016

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019

farmer bitch

someone who thinks they’re a farmer, but are not

Shawn is such a farmer bitch

by justclairelou2.0 February 18, 2018

Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025