The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Valdez by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Stevie the Duck 

A phrase which is synonymous with blatant stupidity.

"According to Stevie the Duck..."
"Now I know you're an idiot."

Stevie the Duck by Trollmaster 2217 March 4, 2010

at the drive-in 

Most Incredible Band with members - Cedric Bixler, Omar Rodriguez, Tony Hajjar, Jim Ward, and Paul Hinojos......but they broke up. Cedric and Omar are in The Mars Volta while the other members (along with Matt Miller on bass) are in Sparta..

At the Drive-In Releases: Hell Paso, Alfaro Vive, Carajo!, Acrobatic Tenement, El Gran Orgo, In/Casino/Out, Vaya, Relationship of Command, Anthology: This Station is Non-Operational

at the drive-in by jacobb_bborg December 28, 2005

The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.

RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"

The Drift King by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021

The Dude 

From the movie The Big Lebowski. The Dude is confused with The Big Lebowski.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

The Dude by anthonycon December 17, 2006

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

Joined at the Dick by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

flavor of the day 

A romantic interest or hook-up lasting for a short period, often one day or less.

Is Cyndi going out with Scott? No she's just his flavor of the day.

flavor of the day by Balibago October 11, 2013