Text tirade:
How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!
How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!
by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010
Get the text tirade mug.A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
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to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.
by Denver Wagner November 20, 2014
Get the Kami-text mug.Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
Get the text potato mug.The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.
by Silly Games December 27, 2017
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A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
Get the text fossil mug.When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
by The EV-MC December 19, 2009
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