Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals

The girls whole crew was a cock surfer

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

hate surge

The opposite of a love surge. When you have so much hatred for someone you feel like your going to explode.

My ex boyfriend showed up to my house and screamed rape. I’m having a hate surge.

by Neve Nilly November 2, 2023

Content Surge

When you're into a certain type of content or are looking for such content (usually subscribed to a collection) and have very little luck with finding them since they're either too obscure or just are just stale in quantity, then suddenly you come across a lot of it at once when you search one day, akin to finding a hidden goldmine full of what you love.

Day 1: Meh, I looked everywhere, there's almost no coop maps for Gmod on the workshop, it's just a bunch of fnaf saves or meme maps.
Day 2: Holy shit I decided to search in a new tricky way using Google search tricks and also searched in other hidden places such as forums and archives and found huge amount of collections, reuploads, mega, mediafire and dropbox links, FULL of forgotten coop maps, it stacks up to like around 1000+ maps! HOLY SHIT what a content surge! I don't know what to start with! I'm so excited!

by Auditormadness9 November 15, 2023

Trend Surfer

When someone tries to follow fashions with new trends trying to be cool but fails.
Because these people have no personal taste, they follow the masses.

That guy wears a pair of new balance 550, he is such a trend surfer!

That girl wears blue jeans with white air force, she really is a trend surfer!

by Erwy February 24, 2024

Earwax Surgeon

A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.

The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.

The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.

by Pidontplay April 4, 2024

Love Surge

An overwhelming, sudden, and strong wave of love and affection felt towards someone or something. This love typically needs to be released through an overly ecstatic physical action like a hug, a cuddle, or a kiss.

I get a love surge everytime I see you, Jeweliette! 😊

by Louis_2474LJ December 16, 2024