spring break

a very harsh act, were you need a car spring and hollow brake tube. Before anal sex, the man places the spring on his penis and shoves the tube in the women ass, after placing his penis in her ass,he starts to breath in the break tube, which goes into the womens ass, the air creates a better orgasim, the spring increases the longevity of the sexual experience and increases the pelvic thrust of the man.

Billy- wasnt that the best spring break ever!!!!!
Sindy- fuck yeah!!!!
Billy- we better get out of here before your parents turn on the car, and find out where we got the spring and break tube!!!
Sindy- Quick pull the tube out of my ass!!!

by Japonyx69 April 3, 2009

Creeper Suprise

The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.

"Hey man, check out creeper suprise"

by livesnearcreepersuprise February 3, 2010

Carmello Anthony Suprise

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.

I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011

springal

As slang northern English term for a young naive gay male.

That guy Dan is a right springal.

by Keith Bigman September 17, 2006

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010

spring pusher

Someone who starts dressing for spring a little too early, ie. it's still cold out.

I can't believe he's wearing shorts and sandals when its this cold out. What a spring pusher!

by Caper in Toronto April 6, 2011

Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.

Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.

by g0FuCkY0uRsElF March 17, 2018