Sucking the butter tub

Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.

by redhead91 March 11, 2010

Snacking off

Eating food whilst masturbating

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?

by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

Sacking

When you have drugs and you need a good place to hide them quickly so you put the baggie in the space between your balls and your penis.

Person 1 : Yo Shit it’s the feds bruv hide the coke!
Person 2 : nah worries man I’ll start sacking ‘em.

by Toughcookie2000 January 26, 2018

Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully June 9, 2018

Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019