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Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.
by edd_bruh June 7, 2018
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familiar stranger

When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.

It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.
Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.
by growernotashower September 21, 2009
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stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass
fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus
by prestoner October 2, 2005
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stranger

stranger is the best
by strang3r March 11, 2005
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Strand type game

A new kind of genre that makes mainstream Gamers scared and angry because they're not able to cope with a game that makes them think differently.

A term coined by Hideo Kojima to refer to his game Death Stranding. Strand type games are mainly about making connections, specially between players in an asynchronous manner. These games place combat in the backseat (if not removing them completely), making players that are used to the AAA Skinner Box shooters irrationally angry and confused.
Fred is making this game about placing alerts and ladders in a world for other players to use. This might be the next strand type game!
by TrawlingMoreLikeTrolling January 25, 2023
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Doc_strange009

A good person! Who liked dark humour! He is a person on Twitter who is awesome. Also thanks gleam for flagging the post and hi doc
Are u doc_strange009! Your COOL!
by ILoveDoc_strange009 September 20, 2020
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alaskan stranger

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."
by John Jackson III December 24, 2008
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