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Statesmen

n.

1. A man who is a leader in national or international affairs.
2. A male political leader regarded as a disinterested promoter of the public good.
3. A man who is a respected leader in a given field:
“a mature statesmen of American letters” (Toby Thompson).
by Alexandra* September 20, 2005
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Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 5, 2010
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Statter

Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.

However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.

Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"

"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012
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MySpace status war

When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
Last night Ben changed his status to 'fuck you Andrea, a full blown MySpace status war ensued.
by benny j 94 December 22, 2008
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urbandictionary status updater

N.

(masculine form)

1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.

(feminine form)

1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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God Status

When someone or something is just too good to be the work of a mere human.
Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 1, 2013
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jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.
"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."
by asd_iop October 11, 2013
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