The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

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you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

by ZJane November 15, 2010

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death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

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In the states we...

Basically said by any American who wants to act/try to be cool.
Person saying it usually ends up embarrassing self; usually not offensive unless has the words 'sexy' in it.

Example of 'In the states we...'
Dude 1: In the states we're are tough!! We play football.
Dude 2: You broke your leg playing it remember?

by ConfettiYeti February 20, 2015

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Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

by Ruth B. May 29, 2020

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