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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.
Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER
by BigPapi77 January 1, 2022
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Baby Batter Spreader

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.
Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022
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The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*
by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022
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slatero super spreader

An event which results in multiple couples falling pregnant due to the enjoyable nature and free flowing alcohol on the night.
Did you hear about Phil’s wedding? Proper slatero super spreader that was!
by Phil’s Soul Patch October 17, 2022
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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