Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 May 23, 2018

Sperm-Scranner

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Sperm

Something thats creamy and white

Babe My sperm is white and creamy do you want some?

by Creamy white nut April 25, 2022

The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.

J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."

by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Sperm Shooter September

This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.

Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump

by Anonim1010 November 7, 2022