sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker November 17, 2015
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Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust
by Freop September 22, 2023
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Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"
A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 16, 2010
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wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person
When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere
by Speaker of maniquins March 16, 2018
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The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.
J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."
by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022
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Sperm Relation

When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm
I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.
by fotzi101 January 29, 2020
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