Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019

sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013

sperm dropper

A man just like a sperm donor who gets a woman pregnant and drops her like a bad habit and wants nothing to do with her and his baby that he created and wants no responsibility period.

This bastard is nothing but a bitch ass sperm dropper ever since he knocked me up and now,he’s wants nothing to do with me and his baby,sorry ass bitch!

by LonLon21da1 March 9, 2023