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A Jessica Sophie Spencer

To be a total stuck up self centred mutt who only thinks of themselves, usually has multiple sexual partners and diseases and has no self respect, must be very judgemental of all around and blames all for own mistakes.
"Fuck she is A Jessica Sophie Spencer no one likes her cause she fucks all the boys in town"
by Bysaa August 2, 2014
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Return to Sender

When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.
We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...
by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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Dirty Spencer

A person who goes for girls who’s way younger than them
Woah that’s one dirty Spencer
by Jack8093 April 20, 2020
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Spencer

A guy from Texas who has a tiny dick. Really. It will make you sad. But not to fear, you will hear him coming. He sings bad opera really really loud and thinks he is talented. He is also super tall too. But don't confuse that with hot. That's not true. He has no muscle mass to speak of+flab. He also lies and is rude and inconsiderate. He likes to hurt peoples friends and never EVER say sorry because he is a big baby who can't own up. AKA: not a real man. He also has no muscle mass to speak of. Don't tolerate his crap and you will have a long healthy, happy life.
Cory: "Oh, my god. There was this guy at the store who wouldn't stop asking me 'how I was doing'. He also said the sky was green and told me I could lose some weight. I said it hurt my feelings and instead of saying sorry he asked me if I wanted to fuck."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."
by Marcyloves<3 January 19, 2012
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spandex butterfly

A word used in a song by Ninja Sex Party. Featuring Stranger Things and It actor Finn Wolfhard. This video is about how you’re always gonna be a loser. Showing him as a kid and as an adult. His older self is showing him stuff from the past. But in conclusion, I have absolutely fucking no idea what it is.
“danny don’t you know that we’re all bad as fuck on the inside

“now it’s time to rock the show, c’mon you are a star tonight”
“danny don’t you know that you’re a SPANDEX BUTTERFLY on the inside”
by sarah fucking sucks July 31, 2018
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half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.
Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.
by Yato_1 November 4, 2017
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