soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Soggy Ashley

The act of cumming on the back of a girls head and rubbing it in.

Can I give you a Soggy Ashley?

by First response life November 6, 2022

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Soggy Brovie

You're not looking good friend. Appearing Soggy, fat, old, outdated, or frumpy.

Also, coming with a weak argument. Losing a verbal altercation in person or online. Avoiding the main argument with strawmen or fluff.

Ryan was looking like a soggy brovie arguing politics over social media.

Jeff showed up all soggy brovie after his breakup. He was like Raj ordering lobster on his couch after he got dumped on TBBT.

by E & R December 9, 2024

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

soggy hoodie

after a man ejaculates and becomes soft but has slight drip left over

Sorry babe, we can’t go again because I have a soggy hoodie

by Nelly5000 February 8, 2020