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Snack Em Up

Method for obtaining a significant other after screening essential criteria; nice penis; pleaseurable penis; ability to provide intense orgasmic relief.
When you meet the right guy you just need to Snack Em Up. After screening multiple candidates when you find the right one, you need to Snack Em Up.
by Dingbat Leader July 20, 2018
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Dirty snack pak

When you hold a snack-pak up to the puss and she Siphons the pudding into the puss, then you fuck the puss, pull out and have her eat the pudding off your dick
I did the dirty snack pak with Sasha last night, boy does she love eating the pudding off my dick
by Jimmy Jam Big D October 15, 2018
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Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
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snack soul mate

two people who are forever bonded by the love of the same snackage.
bri and tom eat pretzels and popcorn together because they are snack soul mates.
by bri123 August 7, 2010
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Good Girl Snacks

A good girl snack is a fast and easy to make snack that comes from a package you make in less than 5 minutes.
“Mista! He’s throwin your oodles and noodles. He’s throwin your oodles and noodles like they not good girl snacks!”
by Nyhoeperiodt November 7, 2021
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I'm just snacking

What you say when your man texts you asking what you doing when you sucking another nigga's dick
Bae:What you doing rn

Me:I'm just snacking *hits send after swallowing his best friend's seed
by badjokes.exe October 9, 2017
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Vanilla snack pack

When a man fucks female empty eye cavity and fills it with sperm let's it ferment and peels the crust off like a snack pack lid and feeds it to the female.
I gave Wendy the chick with one eye a vanilla snack pack last night it felt so good and was so gross
by Unastymf November 29, 2020
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