smurf cat

cat that a smurf

smurf cat

by smurf cat September 27, 2023

Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!

GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.

by ExMachina July 20, 2014

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009

Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....

"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"

by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020