Q: What have you gotten done at work today?
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
by john E Wad September 24, 2009
Get the Smurfingmug. A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
Get the Papa smurfmug. by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020
Get the Papa Smurfmug. The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018
Get the Smurf Pornmug. When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
by Pebpebs April 23, 2021
Get the Gold Smurfmug. smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
by Robby Cnawsome August 22, 2007
Get the smurfmug. by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
Get the mama smurfmug.