Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009

Smash and Pass

To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em

Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material

by 0613340 November 26, 2014

smashing pumpkins

A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.

the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.

by liberalwizardtyler December 16, 2008

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

Smash Ball

The action of having sex with someone for the first time. The people involved do not have to be virgins, but to call it a Smash Ball they must have not had any sexual experiences with eachother prior to te encounter. The name comes from most prized item in Super Smash Bros franchise. In the game, getting the Smash Ball allows you to use a killer move that will most likely allow you to win the game.

Hey bro, did you get the Smash Ball with Alyssa yet?

by Anonymous Pickle November 19, 2017

scissor smash

the act of preventing a lesbian from scoring sexually
lesbian version of a cock-block

Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.

Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.

by hahahero December 7, 2009

smash 4

The Best smash Port ever in Existence.

Person 1: “Hey bro you wanna play Smash Ultimate?”
Person 2: “you mean Smash 4?”

by JTH262626 February 11, 2019