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Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
by JT1523 December 22, 2017
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sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.
I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!
by lawrence De Plume August 1, 2017
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Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.
Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?
by Not jab October 18, 2019
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Sleep grease

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.
by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014
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sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.
by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018
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sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.
Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.
by sonofnyx July 12, 2011
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jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
by imadetheword March 23, 2019
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