Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!

guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts

by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon-Booj

A stupid dog. Also known as Domino

I love my dog Simon-Booj.

by Simon-Booj September 17, 2020

C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021

Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS

Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon

by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019