Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

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simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh May 8, 2018

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Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

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A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon

"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"

by big boy676 December 19, 2019

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Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022

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