Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

Simone

Simone is the best name for a black girl and gives you the power to do anything

Boy: Hey Simone
Girl: Hey

by Coolgil November 12, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨

a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021