Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simon

Hes a pretty cool guy

Simon is Simon

by DownLoode February 13, 2019

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan June 3, 2018