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simon fofa

the best human ever, also called just fofa or fofina
“OHH FOFINA 😭😭😭🫶🫶” simon fofa is the best <3333
by LIA >:) <3 April 26, 2022
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Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022
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Simon

Jens is not Simon
by Firegifguy May 10, 2022
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Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
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St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
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Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.
by ma6673 September 19, 2022
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Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
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