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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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A guy that wrecked a kid tonight
by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019
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simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.
Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?
by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018
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Simon

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is
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Simon is Simon
by DownLoode February 13, 2019
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Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE
by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018
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Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018
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