sir shits himself

in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.

no comment............

by Dirty Dirty Man April 15, 2005

Dead Shits

Shits that are dead.

These is some dead shits right here!

by PoliteScarf November 16, 2017

Shits Creek

When one male is sitting on the the thighs of another man, who is also on the toilet. They both synchronize their poops so that the male on top poops through the thighs of the male underneath into the creek.

Peter Jackson barged in on me while I was in the bathroom, and successfuly preformed a shits creek.

by Subpardickbag January 13, 2017

with the shits

To be down to do more than simply kiss

"Mic, she just ate you?"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"

"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"

by The Lame February 16, 2020

shetty shits

Curry induced diarrhea. Previously known as Delhi Belly this word emerged from the Celebrity Big Brother racist bullying row of 2007. Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, who went on to win the contest, undercooked some chicken resulting in her fellow housemates complaints about it's effects on there digestive systems.

Danielle LLoyd - "That chicken's given me the shetty shits."

by Andrew O Brien February 5, 2007

The Shits

One of the best bands ever, they are from new mexico and can play anyting well be it - rock and roll, prog rock, emo, metal, alternative, ska, nu, progressive, punk, pop-punk.....

The Shits play good musci. Period. just call it music don't stick a stupid label on it beyond music.

by anonymous October 22, 2004

Shits mystical.

A phrase comonly used in Ringwood, New Jersey to express a state of absolute bakery in one's mind. One's lungs would have to consume approximately half an ounce to achieve such state of being in their own little world.

Billy - You aright? You look bugged...

Spanky - I'm good man, Shits mystical.

by Roryk January 21, 2006