Sexing

Technically sexting but for lazy people it’s sexing

“We should stop sexing”
BITCH ITS SEXTING

by Why you asking February 12, 2018

Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex

1. What just about every definition on urban dictionary is about. Look up blue flamingo, icecream sandwich, yes, panda etc.

1. Every definition on urban Dictionary is about, or has to do with sex.

by Sex c=====3 May 16, 2018

Sex

Something that horny people look up on urban dictionary to read the pornographic example

Stop looking up sex on urban dictionary you horny fuck

by TheCrackheadAtMarketBasket February 22, 2021

sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.

Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*

by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022

sex

doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.

Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.

by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021

Sex

What every horny motherfucker wants to do have ;)

Olivia went into her best friend Daisy's room.When Olivia went into Daisy's room Daisy starting kissing her and started touching her big tits and said “Olivia this might be weird but I want to have sex with you I know we’re just friends but you make me so horny I can’t get you off my mind the way I would be fingering your sweet cunt or the way your tits would be bouncing when I fuck you with the strap on or the way I would eat you sweet pretty pussy out or marking you up putting hickeys on your beautiful neck and thighs, the whimpering mess you’d be in begging mummy for more and wanting to cum and when you cum mummy will clean you all up with her mouth if you would let me I could do it right here right now would you like that sweet girl” Daisy said.“fuck Dais I’m so fucking wet please mummy do all of what you would say make me cum please” Olivia Whined. “Ok sweet girl what you want you’ll get” Daisy pushed Olivia onto her bed and starts undressing her and kisses her neck and fingers her until she cums

by Sexy-Horny-Bitch July 9, 2022