scritizm

A stupid fucking nigger

hey this is Scritizm

by Homosexualityiskindagayngl January 7, 2024

Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.

Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch

by Lilpip May 23, 2024

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

sariter

a sexy ass mamacita who will kick your ass.

oooh that chick is tough, she's sariter.

by hotpinkmama January 22, 2004

scaritate

A mixture of the words "scared" and "irritated", meaning creeped out and annoyed by something at the same time.

The creepy campus safety perverts really scaritate me.

by HLM October 16, 2007

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Scitamard

dramatics spelled backwards; used as the name of a drama club

I can't, I have to go to Scitamard.

by carrot muffin March 8, 2008