SCROTCHULAR

a word people often look up

Announcer: spell scrotchular

competitor: i like to move rocks in my backyard to form offensive symbols

thats scrotchular

by Scrotchular January 29, 2023

cat scracther

Having a girl claw your penis until it bleeds, then making her suck the blood off your dick.

"My girlfriend was mad at me the other day so she gave me a cat scracther, but it kind of felt good," said Matt.

by poonmasterxx69 May 28, 2014

side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022

scrotum scratcher

An electronic device used to scratch itchy scrotum

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."

by Lee Titone December 18, 2003

Scratchrilege

When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.

"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."

"that is sacrilege...

or Scratchrilege!"

by gription June 1, 2009

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003