by mrs. moogoo July 06, 2011
Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
by Wanker Chief April 08, 2021
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
by lijordon November 19, 2016