salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

salty sem

A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.

Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?

George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.

by Expandobrando April 26, 2017

salty tortilla

When a man jizzes on a woman's rather large nipples

Jorge gave Jasmine a Salty Tortilla

by PopeyesChicken September 18, 2015

salty pair

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

by saltypairofyourfav December 8, 2013

Salty Special

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017