salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

salty sem

A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.

Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?

George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.

by Expandobrando April 26, 2017

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

Salty Pringle

A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat

That kid is a salty pringle

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.

"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

by penguinpufferlovers420 May 8, 2018