swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning

I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose

by Caylih10 February 15, 2014

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swiftkill

A person who dies a lot.

See also: Bulwyf

Swiftkill was slain by water.

by the masterer October 4, 2006

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

Taylor Swift

The best singer and person ever. If you hate on her you need a life, and if you call her ugly you need eyes. To make fun of someone's appearance is mean and terrible, and if you think Taylor's ugly you need an actual life. She has the best looks, voice, and personality of anyone ever and I can guarantee she's doing better than you fav right now. You're just mad she's better than you. So go get a life and stop shaming a celebrity you don't truly know. You aren't getting anywhere in life and you're an idiot if you hate her.

Taylor Swift is better than Ariana Grande.

by Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan June 1, 2018