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skunky beer 

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
skunky beer by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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Term used to define a sexy punk (male).
Mmmm talking about a hott spunk.
spunk by dana October 11, 2003
someone who sits around jacking off and getting erections from cats.
christian is such a spanky.
spanky by nicky crovisier March 21, 2008
shitkicking troll
spanky is a troll
spanky by phil kaplan April 26, 2003
Useless tosser who shows an unhealthy interest in the age old art of bondage.

Actually has no clue!
Put your whip away before Spanky shoots his load! (when in fact the whip is made from liquorice)

Piss off Spanky, you dont have a clue!
Spanky by Bbaby December 29, 2004

spunk bubble 

a general term of abuse directed at someone.
You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!
spunk bubble by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

spunk muffin 

A muffin filled with spunk which can also be used as a term of endearment.
spunk muffin by Lara19 August 3, 2007