Ass speed 

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.

"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."

Ass speed by NJumper March 21, 2010

Need For Speed Most Wanted 

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

Need For Speed Most Wanted by Christopher Arbizu May 25, 2006

fire speed

Internet capable of downloading full length movies in under 10 minutes.

We should download movies at Matt's house. He has a fire speed connection.

fire speed by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008

Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

Weed Speed by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011

mexican speed bath 

Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray

Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time

mexican speed bath by Csmith July 22, 2014

Chocolate Speed Bump

The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.

Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!

Chocolate Speed Bump by hankdid June 29, 2015

Stringer speed 

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more

We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart

Stringer speed by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017