Switchback Side

The act of master bating backward on a toilet.

During 4H Exploration Days we caught Luke preforming a switchback side in the dorms. What a sight!

by Patt7298 April 15, 2020

Side burner

A side project which is worked on out of hours and not a top priority (i.e. on the back burner)

Don't worry boss, it's a side burner, I'm working on it in my spare time

by Mr Gibb June 24, 2015

the yellow side

To lose attraction for your own race and become exclusively attracted to asians.

Baby, it's over, I'm exploring the yellow side.

by Bonniesbigblackbooty August 25, 2011

Side twacked

When you get distracted by a million different things & forget 100% about what you were going to do in the first place.

Sorry bud, I got side twacked & took forever!

by [e-mail] November 20, 2019

Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Side Typing

A form of typing in which the person types the letter to the right or left of the actual letter they want. For example 'I' becomes 'O', and 'G' becomes 'H'.

Try to figure out what im side typing.

jr;;p ,u ms,r od kpm.

Translates to:
(Hello my name is jon)

by Jonsooo August 13, 2008