scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

scotthopper

Tall person with mad magic (and karate) skills who is able to create another (shorter) person from thin air, just by crouching down in a hug stance.

It's good to be a scotthopper, doing a roundhouse kick to the noggin!

Did you see that scotthopper make that shortie appear?

by scubajulz April 10, 2010

Scotthanky

Seldom seen legend from the heart of Aberlour Scotland, mostly found tearing up tarmac with the bluebird!

Ther goes Scotthanky, the bluebirds gettin the tits!

by Scotthanky June 28, 2010

Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle

dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week

by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011

scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011