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safety rips

The stress marks and shreds in brand new jeans that are actually sewn around the edges so the faux rip won't get any bigger. Commonly found in stores such as Aeropostale and Hot-Topic for $50.
That's so lame that Jimmy cut the holes in his pants himself, instead of just wearing them out. Oh well, at least he didn't buy some bunk safety-ripped jeans at the mall.
by tha 1 who Trevs January 9, 2005
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SafetySuit

A band that is so underrated, but people should hear them because their songs are so beautiful.
Have two albums, Life Left to go which was titled from a friend of the band that wanted to commit suicide. These Times which is a song in their album which is about knowing these times are hard, but they will pass.
Person 1: Have you heard of SafetySuit?
Person 2: Yea, their music is so beautiful.
by TJAlvi January 10, 2014
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safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party
Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session
by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015
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Sage

Tub of fat
“Sage is fat up top
Wanna hear a joke (sage works out)” hsgahahaha
by Dblock December 25, 2018
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Sage

Eww I dated a sage
by Lingling4eva April 23, 2019
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home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009
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brah-sage fest

Much similar to synonyms "sausage fest" or "bro-sage fest" but has now evolved, meaning a large amount of bros in a certain area not particularly at a party, though it can be used for such, also.
jack (bro 1): "hey man is your school still bro-ing it out?"

rob (bro 2): "yea dude it's becoming a brah-sage fest there."
by rockstar-rob March 27, 2010
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