Ryan

A fat kid who cannot run up stairs. Or move very much.

Ryan - *breathing heavily*
Alex - "What did you just walk up the stairs?"

by AlexthePlatypus June 28, 2010

ryan

a piece homo sexual guy that loves fuckin

YOUR A RYAN!!!!
WAT THE FUCK

by haboogahabooga September 12, 2012

Ryan

ryan is a name for someone with a square head. he often has an unusually small penis and has to 'decornerise' every 3 days. he does this by using a nail file against his head. ryan is also a GIRLS name, which suits this boy im talking about. ryan is a fat slob, and doesnt have a sense of humour. ryan has man boobs. (:

ryan came to school today, and people shouted SQUAREHEAD

ryan is a complete twatface and dickhead.

by Charlii0108 February 4, 2009

Ryan

A random Jew you might meet on the street smoking tea leaves and listening to Vanilla Ice. He's a computer nerd who enjoys slicing n00b's throats then stringing them up by their toes. This particular sub-breed of human possesses a sexifullness that has been hitherto unachieved by mankind.

Woah, dude...he's totally RYAN!

by kaitmonster October 16, 2008

ryan

1. (slang) mogley or king of the jungle; one who has an abnormal amount of pubic hair like a forest
2. bad starer

Dude, are you a ryan cuz u got a forest down there!

by kltoad December 31, 2008

Ryan

An obvious error made, usually when working. Often results in "Quick Question"

"That was such a ryan"

by KFenn January 15, 2008

Ryan

A homosexual slur, derogatory in nature. Intended for ridicule. Synonymous with gay, faggot, and other homosexual slurs

"Did you know that kid that jerks off to his Xbox all day?"
"Yea that kid is such a Ryan"

by DankWeed February 3, 2010