Butt Rodent

1) A person or persons who is generally and repeatedly annoying, not taking the hint that you don't want him/her around. Similar to rats in the fact that they are both bothersome and extremely hard to get rid of.

2) A person who is one of several species of "Dirties" (disease carrying vermin who are obnoxiously annoying, cannot control the volume of their voice, and make you feel like you need a shower after you stand in their presence.) "Butt Rodents" usually congregate together whenever possible, and recruit every new student they can into their group, thus reproducing like rats. Most likely are enrolled in BD classes.

1)
Person 1: Dude, Cameron will NOT shut the hell up. I tell him to go away but he doesn't get it.
Person 2: What a Butt Rodent.

2)
Butt Rodent: Hi! I'm Kabrina! Do you have any spare batteries I could use for my walkman? *snorts*
Me: Begone! Butt Rodent!

by Reverend McLovin March 6, 2011

Eskimo Rodeo

A nefarious girlfriend prank that involves icing one's erection to the point of near frostbite and then sliding in bed and punching your frozen member into her gasm chasm while simultaneously gripping her tightly and whooping like a cowboy. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds while she bucks and kicks like an angry bull.

"Cody rode Sheena at the Eskimo Rodeo the other night. He got a black eye, a couple broken ribs and a busted lip but made it the whole 8 seconds. That dude is a legend. "

by TheLargeBreast February 25, 2014

rodeo

When you take home a girl, start fucking her with her on top, grab her hair and shout rodeo, your mate (who is hiding up untill now) jumps out and starts fucking her in the ass while seeing how long he can stay in her for.

I stayed in for 7 seconds on the rodeo with her writhing like a bull!

by reido August 3, 2007

Rhodent

General term for a resident of Rhode Island, especially one with stereotypically hideous driving skills.

See Masshole, Mainiac.

I used to be a pretty good driver, but since moving to South County, I've become a real Rhodent. Turn signals? What turn signals?

by Miss Minerva July 14, 2009

Rode hard and put away wet

1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.

a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .

Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"

by SexyNurseMonica October 2, 2019

Rodeo

When you have sex with a girl from behind. Before hand, you have a few of your friends hide in a nearby closet. While you're screwing her from behind, you yell "now!". Your friends then jump out of the closet with cameras and you try and stay on the girl for at least 9 seconds.

That rodeo on sarah last night was so funny!

by LG1144 November 11, 2007

rodent surprise

when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. After he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. It is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. To make a deluxe you must remove from the vagina and place into the rectum.

"good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!"

"lets make this fucker a deluxe"

by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012