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Funky ride

1. An acid trip usually taken in a cadillac car in which you smoke alot of weed, never taken alone.

2. An awsome Outkast song on Southernplayalisticadillacmuzic
1. You want a couple hits of acid, then we can go for a funky ride in my Cadillac.

2. "Let me take you for a funky ride"
by Suibu March 19, 2010
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Pimp my ride

A television programme which applies the conventions of home decorating programmes to cars. A damaged late model ( though sometimes older) car is rebuilt and fitted with everything from spoliers and bodykits to almost camp touches that are supposed to reflect the owner's personality. These can, more often than not, be seen as tacky, vulgar, tasteless and even unsafe. These touches include panelling over rear windscreens, pick up beds filled with monitors or in car chandeliers, for example.

Criticisms of the show are that it's more style than substance in both its presentation, content and the finished vehicle being campily over the top, having its practicality diminished by reduced luggage space in the trunk. Also, very little (if any) practical instruction is given on how to do something like lower your car's suspension safely or make your own grille insert. Instead it focuses on fancy post-production techniques, shots of the finished car at outrageous camera angles and the owner's reaction to it.
The show has also been criticised for glorifying sexism by implicitly glamourising the sexual exploitation of women and gay men by the use of the word "pimp", making it socially acceptable by changing the meaning to something else. To-wit: rebuilding a car. By extension, it is argued that it perpetuates the stereotype that connects African-Americans with criminality and violence.
"Pimp my ride" is a show that should be called "Camp my Ride" instead, considering what they do to the cars.
by Chris Henniker December 12, 2006
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Norwegian Sled Ride

First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.
"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."
by tanktanktank713 December 18, 2008
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Ride the Tiger

Harry Styles has a tiger tattoo on his thigh, therefore, ride the tiger. Riding the tiger is wanting to it riding Harry Styles’ thigh.
“Wow, I want to ride the tiger so fucking bad. I know it would feel so good.”
by harrystylescanchokeme April 27, 2021
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joy-rider

A worthless kid who steals cars, drives them around with scant regard for their own safety let along those around them. Often conveniently burns the cars afterwards.

The people carrying out these crimes often tend to be council.
Man 1: That joyrider's trapped in the car he set alight. Christ, he's screaming like a stuck pig.
Man 2: Come one, we'll miss the bus.
by thepreacher August 11, 2003
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ride the toona

all the guys decided to go ride the toona this weekend.
by the one and only jake May 9, 2006
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ride your cerrage

To "ride one's cerrage (see cerrage)" is to display and exude high self-esteem and confidence through one's body language, words, and/or actions. This phrase often goes hand-in-hand with the expression "in the eria." Upon acknowledging the presence of someone important by saying that they are "in the eria," the speaker than adds "ridin' his/her cerrage" in order to signify the presence of the subject's self-confidence. This phrase is often used when referring to an accomplishment or someone's overall excellence. Used in the same context as being "in the zone."
"Dude, Max just demolished that guy in Halo! Max in the eria, ridin' his cerrage!"

Trav: Joe's spittin' game at that chick over there, and she's going for it. Sucha beast!
Drew: He's definitely ridin' his cerrage.

"Katie's into jerks, big macho guys who are full of themselves. You've really got to ride your cerrage if you wanna impress her."
by Jbeezy01 January 27, 2008
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