borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016

you are a retarded

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

let's get retarded

1. My personal battle cry.
2. See get retarted

I screemed let's get retarded and the boozie begain to fly, and soon Tyler was passed out in the van.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

Wicked Retarded

1. Commonly coming from somebody who lives in Boston, this is the stupidest possible way to call something retarded or "not cool." Put simply it's a way to call something really dumb.

2. A phrase that connotes, "Hi. I'm from Southy and I'm a piece of shit. Please beat my ass."

Alternate(And in this case the proper) Spelling: Wicked Retahded.

"Mayn dood. That shit is wicked retarded!"

by Timmons February 11, 2006

Sexualy Retarded

A person who is either gay or can't get none of the opposite sex. If you can't get pussy if your a boy or if you can't get dick if your a girl. Or if you can't keep a girl/boy because of your dick/boobs/ass depending on your gender. Also someone who has a sexual disease.

Ex 1.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.

Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.

Loser 2-I can tell.

Ex 2.

Loser 1-Why can't I get any.

Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Oh.

Ex 3.

Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.

Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.

Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.

Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

Facebook retarded

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

by infamous.princess July 7, 2009