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Redneck Girl

A fat ugly girl who only wears camo, wranglers, and ugly crocs. She dips like a man and smells like one too. Their feet are covered in dirt even under their toenails.
Jaime: damn did you see that hottie redneck girl that just threw in a gerb?
Mark: yeah! did you see how far she spit?
Jaime: that was sooo damn sexy
Matt: you guys must be drunk! she is an ugly ass redneck girl! get a life
by Jaime Bland August 26, 2009
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redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse
Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
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the redneck way

acting in ways that seem to defy logic, sometimes doing things just because they can or to piss someone off.
"Can you believe that guy parks his truck in the grass in front of his brand new house????"
Reply
"You can't predict what a redneck's going to do that's just the redneck way."
by Ryan Thomson July 13, 2007
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Skinny redneck

One of, if not the most dangerous kind of redneck
Random guy I'm too lazy to make a name for: Skinny Rednecks are pretty dangerous
Guy I feel like needs to be here in order for the first guy's sentence to make sense
by black nigger balls December 1, 2021
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redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.
I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.
by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019
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Redneck sushi

A homemade flashlight rednecks use when they can’t get any pussy
Cledis has been striking out at the bar so he’s been using that redneck sushi
by AggressiveTurtle April 21, 2021
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Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.
Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.
by SeeUPee August 15, 2012
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