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Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.
Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"
by Boxboys March 8, 2011
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Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....
by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009
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suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.
Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.
by jimmybomm February 4, 2021
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beat your pud

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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belly button pudding

the smelly substance that collects in one's belly button
My belly button pudding that I scooped out of my belly button straight up stanks!
by James Booker January 5, 2008
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Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!
Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
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Chocolate Pudding Hangover

CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.
The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.
by fork82 October 16, 2011
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