prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.

That prosper dad

by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

pooper core

someone who is so pooper core

girl: "omg look it's clowie, she's so pooper core"

by dannydilweed February 27, 2024

Pooper Popper

A Gay Man’s Weiner

Mike and Phillip were so aroused when they saw eachother that they couldn’t help but resist sharing their “Pooper Poppers” with one another

by BakaYaka June 25, 2024

Pooper Popper

A Gay Guys Weiner

Mike and Phillip were so aroused when they seen eachother that they shared their “Pooper Poppers” with one another immediately.

by BakaYaka June 25, 2024

prosper

To have an aboundace of boar and deer in your inventory.

His ass IS prospering, he WILL eat good tonight.

by Daddle December 15, 2024

zipper poper

when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load

I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.

by pwnmaster69 May 5, 2009

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013