Progs

A lustful term for the most dangly bits of the male genitalia.

Nice pair of progs you've got there.

by Dave S. Pumpkins August 17, 2018

progenormative

Denoting or relating to a world view that promotes traditional progeny (I.E. Children) as the normal or preferred family plan.

Person 1: this is my spouse
Person 2: are you planning on having kids

Person 1: why are you so progenormative

by Gracychelse November 10, 2018

Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.

Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"

by 48219401243 November 22, 2018

Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal

*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow

by Crilbus January 27, 2019

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

Progressivelemmingism

When one or many persons, either the powerful elite, their direct and indirect knowledgeable underlings that are addicted the money and power that those powerful elite offer, via greed of their own, or the blind, uninformed, paid and/or unpaid minions of them, knowingly distort or plainly out right bold face lie about the honest, actual and obvious definition of a well known word that clearly means something positive and something one should take pride in. All in an effort to redefine that word to mean something unpopular, negative or even distainful rather it's clear, natural, centuries known definition.

It is Progressivelemmingism for one or many to choose to define a current 'patriot' as a 'man' who blindly follows a presumptive evil or wicked nationalistic leadership or government because they have absolutely no mental capacity whatsoever to think for themselves.When one or many choose to define a current 'patriot' as a 'man' who blindly follows a presumptive evil or wicked nationalistic leadership because they have absolutely no mental capacity whatsoever to think for themselves.

by Old English D July 23, 2019