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rip the piss

to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.
Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.
by pagal_koota April 26, 2006
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."
by Nick Estes February 13, 2006
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SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS

When you've held going to pee for so long that when you finally do you have an orgasmic experience.
Jen: Dudeee I've been so busy at work that I haven't had the time to go and pee. I think I'm buliding up a SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS
Ely: Well hold it in a little longer so it will feel uber good
Jen: yeahhhhh
by louly July 27, 2010
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Piss-elegant

A pretentious, actually quite tasteless, attempt at good taste.
"I see Madonna's started talking in an English accent. Talk about piss-elegant"
by Fergal April 2, 2007
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piss funny

when something is so funny that you literally piss yourself laughing.
dude 1: did you see the sketch that billy connolly did about putting a condom on inside out?

dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.
by Jonny Foxwell September 26, 2007
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pissa

when something is too awesome to describe.
the pats are wicked freakin pissa dude.
by Sheri' June 23, 2005
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