Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom

A bowel movement that requires tremendous force, but leaves no evidence in the bowl.

I think I got a hernia from that Phantom.

by Krakfeend January 24, 2016

Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.

I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.

by askannAar January 25, 2016

Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc

I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom

by BossSauce210 January 30, 2016

Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".

The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!

by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016