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Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
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Language Perfect

A website for learning languages. It now also supports doing other things, such as Art and English

It can also be used when someone uses fowl language.
by yummy bees June 5, 2015
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B.S. Perfect

Boy Scout perfect. One who can go into the woods with a toothpick and a knife and make the next Mall of America.
Person 1 - "Wow! Thomas made a perfect fort!"
Person 2 - "I know, he's definately B.S. Perfect."
by Dictionary_Master October 9, 2008
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perfect body

It doesn't exist, no tiny waists, no curvy hips and no big boobs, if you're a male it's not six pack abs, strong muscles and big genitalia, your body is the perfect body, accept yourself, we can always talk in discord DMS.
Person 1: She has the perfect body!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: I don't know what the 2 words I just said combined were, but they sound interesting.
by lizardlizard October 29, 2020
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Perfect Bitch

Usually a white woman (can be other races too) who lives an absolute pristine existence.

Grew up with money.
Works a KILLER job.
Has a hot body and gorgeous features.
Also travels the world.

And everyone hates on her for being the pristine little bitch in this world.
I wish I was a G-d damn perfect bitch!

Being a perfect bitch is more important than anything.
by Pl09 March 16, 2017
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The Perfect Eight

Specifically for Oxford University due its intense 8-week only terms, and having one club night associated to each day of the week.
Going to the same club (on its designated club night) for each and every week in a term.
"Did you manage the Perfect Eight at Camera last term?"
"No... so close... queue in 8th week was too long, didn't get in fml"
by ht'11 August 29, 2012
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perfect 10

A person who is absolutely perfect on a scale of attractiveness, from 1 to 10. Most people agree that there is no such thing as a perfect 10, and that ratings usually only go up to about 9.7 or so.
Randy: Dude, Megan Fox is totally a perfect 10!

Willy: Nah man, she may be the hottest ever, but she is still only a 9.5.
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
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