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Put that peanut butter on the jelly 

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.
When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

jesus condom peanut butter 

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

the reverse peanut butter 

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers

I smell like peanut butter 

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts
I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

what happened to this peanut butter

Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.