mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
by The Entity628 October 31, 2008
by Gaydon69 April 18, 2020
when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.
I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej
by mileygurlkillpoprawrz March 09, 2011
by togiman June 30, 2020
A smile that has short front teeth.
The teeth are wider than they are long.
Some cultures find peanut butter gums very attractive.
The teeth are wider than they are long.
Some cultures find peanut butter gums very attractive.
A person with PB's (peanut butter gums) will most likely get peanut butter on their gums when biting into a peanut butter sandwich.
by border brother July 15, 2012
The high that you get form melting peanut butter and injecting it into a blood vessel with a hypodermic needle.
But if you are allergic to peanut butter it will kill you as dead as a dopor nail.
But if you are allergic to peanut butter it will kill you as dead as a dopor nail.
by Deep blue 2012 February 01, 2010
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 21, 2008